One story starts: “I’m trying to get to Heywood and quite frankly I have no idea where I am.” The other, more ominously: “You don’t want my love. You don’t love me.”

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One story starts: “I’m trying to get to Heywood and quite frankly I have no idea where I am.” The other, more ominously: “You don’t want my love. You don’t love me.”